Fu Manchu & the Jolly Green String Beans
Velvet Lizard (influenced by Led Zeppelin & Iron Butterfly)
These were names my friend and I gave to our imaginary rock band we organized when we were in elementary school. (Perhaps I shouldn't admit that)
I actually wanted to form a band and name them Severe Bowel Movement. My brother's in-laws were laughing so hard they were crying when I told them. I offered his mother-in-law a tissue and her response was priceless, "with a name like that, I think you need the tissue more than I do."
